my turds look more appetising than that!

Tetsuya Wakuda must be shitting himself.

It was utter cr@p

It looks so chunky you could carve it...

I don't know what all you spoilt brats are complaining about.There are hungry kiddies in the world who spend all day swinging off their emaciated mothers' deflated tits who would give their right arms and a considerable portion of their disease-addled right legs to eat something even half as appetising as this meal.Remember that the next time you're swilling over-priced pinot grigio down your over-indulged gullet and feeding your smug face with seared Wagyu steak on a bed of steamed Asian greens.Sounds like a great idea for lunch actually...

Maybe the caterers were making a statement. They figured the ad industry serves up crap all year round so they probably wouldn't mind eating it.

In a funny sort of way, assuming that Queensland is missing and Tasmania has floated to the left, it actually looks like a map of Australia.

Was that before of after?

For the first time on award night I was looking forward to a cold dinner as some dinners had been left in the microwave to long and the meat was steaming.

Lucky nobody was hungry anyway...

Did whovever leave that on the plate wipe their arse afterwards?