You tube is shit. It doesn't load properly.

Luvely. Casn't wait for the first MU match of the season. Stick it em Rooney.

I like the title of this story, Lynchy.Why'd you write it in a kiwi accent though?

Doesn't work Lynchy.

Try it now...http://www.motherlondon.com/divingwinker/

Thanks Lynchy. I found the Mother Toy spot. It was kinda predictable really. But that then lead me to the innovative Mother website and that's when the fun really started. I was very impressed by my uncanny ability to navigate the polished concrete corridors and quickly find the creative department. I saw NZ exports Leon and Susan & Peter there looking creative and way-cool. Susan sounds like she has a drinking problem and Leon's bio focussed on his genitalia. Looks like nothing's changed in the past 6 years. Have a look if you haven't already.

I just had a look. Can I have that 20 minutes back please.

yawnthis is much better www.alittlebitrude.co.uk

If we only took the WC as a measure. C.Ronaldo is to Rooney what Droga is to......me.

Have to disagree 9.58 AM. Despite having a poor World Cup (and he wasn't alone there. Ronaldinho and Lampard equally didn’t show up) Rooney is a genuine, world class talent. The new Pele, according to Pele. The Winker on the other hand, despite having a good World Cup, is predominantly just a step-over trickster. All style and no substance (the Sony Balls ad of footballers).

cristiano ronaldo goes to the doctors & complains that he gets sexually aroused everytime he looks in the mirror " i'm not suprised" said the doctor " youre a cunt"