Jay Furby's Cannes Diary - Day Two from the Cannes Radio Lions jury room

Jay Furby, executive creative director at JayGrey, Sydney is representing Australia on the Radio jury. Furby has just finished day two of judging and writes exclusively for Campaign Brief. Other Aussie and Kiwi jurors will be contributing exclusively to the CB Blog over the next week, so make sure you check in daily, hourly, every minute...

OK so we start the radio judging. 632 spots later and I never want to buy a condom or bald hair cream again and now I speak fluent Spanish with a Japanese twang.

I haven't heard an Aussie ad (we are split into groups) and feel we are seriously missing a trick.

Luckily we are lying on the roof of the Palais so our tans are growing as the TV jurors turn into flesh-eating zombies. Suffer golden boys we are the ice cream eaters.

SFX: a brain fries as the fifteen mosquitoes singing happy birthday enters my cerebral cortex.