Sung to the tune of “A Bold Ballad”..
“He had class, now we kiss his ass and pronounce erroneously,
Oh Davy David, you were our David, lovely David Ogylvy…”
Greece is such a sweet, innocent and fair isle. some of you tossers should try it.
Imagine being able to stun clients who are used to this level of engagement…
it shouldn’t be hard even for you ‘BIG’ agencies who are laying people off right now..because you’re targeting the wrong sector..ha bloody ha.
I say we all fukoff to greece and get a job in a decent climate..
nz and ATL sux guys…just look out the window 354 days a year…
greece is where it’s at..just look at that mess in your hands..
As a blog, Scamp shows you can get away with ripping the arsehole out of something as long as you’re funny.
Unfortunately too many on this blog aren’t funny bitter bastards, just bitter.
I especially like:
“It’s like getting ready for a wank then discovering a malevolent magician has turned your hands into cheese graters, your lube into hobo dick cheese and your porn into pictures of your grandad taking a shit into your dad’s mouth.”
All the Ogilvy Agencies were asked to make a video for the network’s 60th.
I wouldn’t read too much into it and get back writing your Clive Peters’ ads people.
I’d wonder who would make a piss funny subject for a ballad in Aus or NZ
Ben Coulson
Darryl Parsons
Sean Cummins
Lynchy
Cuz, no actually Cuz, you just play them.
Song Zu, there’s your Xmas DM flat shit that might get opened before binned.
Get to it.
Check this video out. Good for a laugh on a Thursday arvo.
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I don’t know what’s funnier, the video, or the comments on the Scamp blog.
Pride must be pulsing through the Ogilvy network right about now.
I can’t believe that thing is actually real. I had to ring around for confirmation.
Looks like the Greeks have their entry for Eurovision sewn up.
David Ogilvy is going to come back and haunt those fuckers for this.
that shit was worse than Snakes on a Plane.
this comment on Scamp summed it up for me.
Anonymous said…
It’s like having a wank with your parents watching.
3:11 PM
Read the comments. I stopped breathing twice.
A sweet delivery from the Moron Factory
Better than most ads from Ogilvy here, I’d say…
Sung to the tune of “A Bold Ballad”..
“He had class, now we kiss his ass and pronounce erroneously,
Oh Davy David, you were our David, lovely David Ogylvy…”
I lasted 5 seconds before I had to turn it off.
This makes poor Ogilvy Australia look even worst than they already do. Which is kinda impossible, really. How embarrassing.
I imagine when the troops finally got into Jonestown, they’d have found a video not unlike this.
Could someone tell them that avid doesn’t actually rhyme with David (In English anyways).
Greece is such a sweet, innocent and fair isle. some of you tossers should try it.
Imagine being able to stun clients who are used to this level of engagement…
it shouldn’t be hard even for you ‘BIG’ agencies who are laying people off right now..because you’re targeting the wrong sector..ha bloody ha.
I say we all fukoff to greece and get a job in a decent climate..
nz and ATL sux guys…just look out the window 354 days a year…
greece is where it’s at..just look at that mess in your hands..
i haven’t laughed so hard since Borat….the comments WHERE as hilarious as the clip….
As a blog, Scamp shows you can get away with ripping the arsehole out of something as long as you’re funny.
Unfortunately too many on this blog aren’t funny bitter bastards, just bitter.
I especially like:
“It’s like getting ready for a wank then discovering a malevolent magician has turned your hands into cheese graters, your lube into hobo dick cheese and your porn into pictures of your grandad taking a shit into your dad’s mouth.”
A certain Melbourne illustrator’s Christmas song last year still beats it hands down.
All the Ogilvy Agencies were asked to make a video for the network’s 60th.
I wouldn’t read too much into it and get back writing your Clive Peters’ ads people.
To 5.32,
I can’t believe you’re on here dissing with incorrect spelling.
I’d wonder who would make a piss funny subject for a ballad in Aus or NZ
Ben Coulson
Darryl Parsons
Sean Cummins
Lynchy
Cuz, no actually Cuz, you just play them.
Song Zu, there’s your Xmas DM flat shit that might get opened before binned.
Get to it.
5.28, Greece isn’t an isle, you twat.
Is the reference to Ogilvy’s ‘Jingle’ quote at the end of the song a hidden little clue that this is a joke?
Wow. Surefire way to ensure your ads will NEVER win any awards.
That quote about jingles at the end caps it off perfectly.
Fucking terrible.
I was just having a wank and my mum walked in and was appalled at how shit that song was.
I prefer BBDO China’s ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx-faZgKldQ&eurl
I see you didn’t miss the chance to shamefully plug this site within the comments, Lynchy?
that all d-cups china ad is f’ing hilarious.
for all the wrong reasons.
at least there’s a country out there where you can be blatant about it.
stoopidheads.
Isnt David Ogilvy dead? Yet?